I FOUND ANOTHER GEM ON MY OLD PHONE THIS IS WHEN I COSPLAYED SAMUS AT ZENKAIKON 2013
I KNOW IT LOOKS PRETTY SHITTY BUT ITS LITERALLY MADE OF CARDBOARD AND DUCTAPE
IM NOT KIDDING IT IS 100% CARDBOARD EXCEPT THE SHOULDERS ARE STYROFOAM BALLS AND THE HELMET IS MY BROTHERS OLD BASEBALL HELMET THAT MY DAD MADE INTO A SAMUS HELMET
i plan on cosplaying her again when i have a job and can afford materials besides sheets of cardboard my dad brings home from work
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
The Bible, it’s like the EULA of philosophy. No one actually reads it before hitting “I agree”.